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I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.

Why don't eggs tell jokes? They'd crack each other up.

Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke? He won the 'no-bell' prize.

I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!

My boss told me to have a good day, so I went home.

I always tell new hires, don't think of me as your boss, think of me as a friend who can fire you.

The best part about working in an office is that if you ever forget that you got a haircut, someone will definitely point it out to you.

My job is secure. No one else wants it.

What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards? A receding hare-line.

What do you call a fish wearing a crown? King of the sea!

Why don't cats play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs.

What do you call a dog that can do magic? A labracadabrador.

Knock knock. Who's there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in, it's cold out here!

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's just a joke!

Knock knock. Who's there? Cow says. Cow says who? No, cow says moo!

Knock knock. Who's there? A broken pencil. A broken pencil who? Never mind, it's pointless.

I'm on a seafood diet. Every time I see food, I eat it.

What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a trampoline and a well-dressed man on a trampoline? Attire.

I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough.

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!

I asked the librarian if the library had any books on paranoia. She whispered, 'They're right behind you...'

The easiest time to add insult to injury is when you're signing someone's cast.

I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough.

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!