Start your day with a laugh!
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
ScienceI told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
How do you organize a space party? You planet!