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Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers? He'll stop at nothing to avoid them.
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
Why don't eggs tell jokes? They'd crack each other up.